Kickstarter viral jawn, pour-over helvetica

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{"slip": { "id": 169, "advice": "Do something selfless."}}

{"fact":"Cats spend nearly 1\/3 of their waking hours cleaning themselves.","length":64}

{"slip": { "id": 96, "advice": "Don't give to others advice which you wouldn't follow."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 204, "advice": "The best nights out are when people around you are simply having fun."}}

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